Wednesday Oct 23
Thanks to the carelessness of a cute little dog, newlyweds Geena Davis and Alec Baldwin are killed in a freak auto accident. Upon arriving in the outer offices of Heaven, the couple finds that, thanks to a century's worth of bureaucratic red tape, they're on a long celestial waiting list.
Before they can earn their wings, Davis and Baldwin must occupy their old house as ghosts for the next fifty years. Alas, the house is now owned by insufferable yuppies (Catherine O'Hara and Jeffrey Jones) and their goth daughter (Winona Ryder). Horrified at the prospect of sharing space with these obnoxious interlopers, Davis and Baldwin do their best to scare O'Hara and Jones away, but their house-haunting skills are pathetic at best.
In desperation, the ghostly couple engage the services of a veteran scaremeister: a profane spirit named Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton).